10. I HATE sticking my hand inside to take out the innards

9.  I don’t have a big enough carving plate.

8. There’s no room in the fridge with all the beer and Christmas cream.

7. If I gobbled it all up, I’d be stuffed like a turkey.

6. The cooking time interferes with fun winter stuff like tobogganing and skiing.

5. A turkey is just a chicken on steroids.

4. I’d have frozen turkey meat for sandwiches for a month.

3. I’d be eating turkey soup for a month.

2. I’d be eating turkey stew for a month.

1. I ate leftovers from a 30-lb bird by myself and have only had one slice since.

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