This just in from the Wellington West BIA, and I think I might actually stand a chance to get some of these answers:

Are you smarter than a Hintonburger?
Event Date: November 18, 2010
Event Time: 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm
Location: Carleton Tavern, 223 Armstrong
Thursday night is Quiz Night at the Carleton Tavern where you can find out the answer to the question: “Are you smarter than a Hint onburger?”
Join your friends and local residents for this fun questions’ game covering local landmarks, Ottawa news and current events, and general trivia questions. Cost to play is $3 and the laughs are guaranteed! Runs every Thursday night now through the winter.